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'Had it not been for the fortuitous circumstances of Sam's youthful sentiment, there can be little doubt that, instead of this my Book before you on your Table, you would have a rasher of Bacon and a Rack of Ribs - and that these would be my only mortal remains.'
So begin Toby’s unforgettable memoirs, documenting his meteoric rise to Fame from humble beginnings on a Salford farm. After escaping the butcher's knife, Toby soon finds himself packing out theatres and concert halls, impressing the crowds with his ability to count, spell and read the minds of ladies. But celebrity comes at a cost, as Toby soon finds out...