Description
For Paris Minton, a knock on his door is often the first sign of trouble. So when he finds his lowlife cousin, Ulysses, or Useless, on the other side of his front door, Paris keeps it firmly closed. With family like Useless, who needs enemies? But when Useless's mother shows up to look for her son, Paris has no choice but to track down his wayward cousin.
It turns out that Useless is involved in blackmail and Paris is not the only one looking for him. Paris enlists the help of his invincible friend Fearless Jones, but mysterious women, desperate blackmail victims, and cheating business partners are all they encounter - not to mention the dead bodies found along the way...